my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape